Just shut up!

I don't wanna hear about how your cough kept you awake all night... it's just a stupid cold and, you'll live!

I don't wanna hear about your aching back either... I'm sure it hurts to throw it out, but right now I don't care...Again, You'll live! You'll survive! You'll be fine!

Stomach flu... Well, poor you, but it could be worse!

Your baby's colicky?

Teething?

Just fussy for no apparent reason?

Aaawww poor you; I'm crying!

You know...My baby is battling cancer! So just shut the fuck up and, be grateful for what you've got would you!!!